Short List: Songs about Masturbation

1. Barrel of a Gun - Guster

2. Turning Japanese - The Vapors

3. Liquid Dreams - O-Town

4. I Touch Myself - The Divynls

Short List: Songs with Phone Noises

1. You're Never There - Cake

2. Plástico - JD Natasha

3. As Soon As I Hang Up the Phone - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

4. Pretty Little Think - Fink

5. My Baby - Lil Romeo

6. Telephone Line - ELO

7. The Call - Backstreet Boys

8. Telephone - Lada Gaga & Beyonce

Short List: Movies about Awkward People Falling in Love That I Love

1. Amelie (2001) Amelie Poulain & Nino Quimcampoix

2. Punchdrunk Love (2002) Barry Egan & Lena Leonard

3. Stranger Than Fiction (2006) Harold Crick & Ana Pascal

4. Eagle Vs Shark (2007) Lily & Jarrod

5. Brothers Bloom (2008) Bloom & Penelope

Monthly Wallpaper: June 2010

This is the first desktop wallpaper I've ever made, and I'm not in love with it, but it means that when I do have a concept or image I love, I can do a better job. It is 1280x800 because those are the dimensions for my lovely Vade Mecum and that is what matters.

Fictional Real Estate: Endor

Pros:
I would live on a moon. Moons are cute.
I would live in a treehouse. That would be cute.
I could hug the ewoks. They would frown and fuss but that would just make it more cute.
I would be living in a forest, very similar to the Pacific NW in terms of weather. (try London weather to get "It's like Endor out there.") Probably would not burn.
The a capella version of their celebration song is cute.
One time in a comic book about ewoks, Wicket uses a hang glider? That sounds fun.

Cons:
Very basic society, no technology
Occasionally invaded, only spears for defense.
Seems like the whole living experience would be a lot like camping.
Very little candy. Probably a lot of roots and plants in the diet.
It might be awkward if I was the only human among ewoks. Better bring a buddy.
Re: the last concern, I would probably have to bend down a lot and would hit my head on things and their life and attire would not look as cute on a full-sized human.

Final Thoughts:
I would totally move to Endor.

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