Short List: Kidney Songs

1. Meanwhile Rick James - Cake

2. Daddy Wasn't There - Ming Tea ft. Austin Powers

3. He Needs a Kidney - Kidney Now!

Short List: Tattoos I Won't Get

I'm never getting a tattoo, but if I did, it would be words in the upper middle part of my back. Centered. Symmetry is important.

Candidates Never To Be Elected:

a. E Pur Si Muove
b. Satyagraha